They’ve Really Got a Hold On Me
Thursday, August 19th, 2010By Emily Mathews, TSSA Director of Education & Meetings
I’m a frequent customer of Starbucks, but I think their coffee is awful.
It’s too strong.
Actually, it’s downright bitter.
It tastes like it’s been sitting there for days.
The employees are too cheery.*
And we all know it’s grossly, offensively, insultingly overpriced.
But they’ve got a stranglehold on me and my wallet. I’m there at least a couple of times a week, trying to improve my cup of yuck with lots of cream and Splenda. Why do I do this?
It’s the power of branding. Branding might not be what you think it is (it’s not about your logo) and I’d like to let my acquaintance, marketing guru Jay Ehret of The Marketing Spot in Woodway, TX, take the idea of branding further (see below). But first allow me to explain why a coffee chain with crummy coffee has me and will likely have me for life.
You probably guessed it: It’s the experience, man. It’s the smells. It’s the sounds. It’s the jazzy music playing (I love jazz). It’s the cushy seats (actually, those are sort of movie-theater-seat gross, but that’s okay. I usually grab a table anyway). It’s the fact that I can get any caffeinated concoction I want, exactly as I want it. It’s a place to which I escape, and that’s a huge part of the experience.
It’s great for rare “me time.” When my son is finally asleep and my husband is playing a nerdy computer game, I just grab a huge fashion magazine and I am OUTTA there. Hunched over Vogue with my white cup with the green logo, I’m in heaven (though I ought to work on my posture).
It’s a time killer while I’m waiting to meet with a hotel sales rep (many hotels now have a Starbucks in the house, including - YAY! - The Omni Fort Worth, our convention hotel).
It’s a destination I can walk to from my house, when I need some exercise (which is always). At the end of a long walk that hurts my feet, it’s a reward.
But it’s lunacy to reward oneself with something gross.
It’s nuts.
It’s insane.
Yet it’s fun.
That’s how much they’ve got me.
Now, I know it’s silly to compare Starbucks with your storage facility. People are not likely to come to your office and read fashion magazines, even if you have a comfy couch (well, I might), and even if you have coffee available. And unlike Starbucks, you’re not on every corner. But I’d like to entertain the idea of making storing with you an experience. Like I said, I know it won’t be some kind of treat or escape for anyone. Moving stinks, and storing can be hard work! But think about how you can be a place about which people say to friends and family, “Yeah, it was a pain moving last weekend. But the place where we stored our stuff made it much easier. It was strange, in a good way; it didn’t feel like a storage place, you know?” You get the idea.
I also know that this is not a new concept to you, the fact that the lure of a brand can be so strong that people will overpay for bad coffee, or literally not be able to leave a Target store empty-handed (the price of admission to Target is about $60. If you’ve ever spent less, I want to know). All I’m saying, in a roundabout way, is this: have you given lots of thought to the “tenant experience” at your facility? Have you really got a hold on your customers? Go get ‘em.
Now take a look at What Is a Brand? by Jay Ehret. You can also catch Jay at the TSSA convention this October!
*Actually, there’s a Starbucks near my house with an employee who literally will not smile (or if she does, it looks like it pains her). She is my personal project: I am going to get this woman to genuinely smile and laugh if I have to die trying.
